
I'm sick of 29-piece family bands. Sure, the Arcade Fire might be cute when they mutter "Pass the bread,
s'il vous plait" around the table, but all this "gang membership" mentality (I'm From Barcelona, I'm looking at you!) tends to leave me with a toothache and sugarplum visions of the Polyphonic Spree. That is, until I met
We All Have Hooks for Hands.
For this South Dakota collective making their long-player debut ("The Pretender" - not Jackson Browne) on
Afternoon Records next week, the Arcade Fire comparisons would seem to be pretty accurate. They're a nine-piece group featuring a pair of brothers but no married couples, on a record where every track (nearly) could be an indie hit, full of Big Moments and horn sections and joyfully shouted choruses, balanced by the occasional wistful ballad. So what's the big deal? This could be anybody. And that, precisely, is the appeal of Hooks for Hands - their ramshackle singalong cheerfulness leaves you with the feeling that you've just made nine new best friends.
The album starts inauspiciously with an awkwardly-titled instrumental ditty (comprised of mostly keyboard) followed by a series of even-more-awkward handclaps - leading into the record's real beginning, the poppy "Jumpin Jean-Luc". Here they display for the first time the fantastic harmonies which characterize the rest of the album, backed by pounding drums and typewriteresque percussion. Their star truly begins to shine with the next track, "Oh I'd Expect". The opening guitar line is beautifully college radio (almost Peter Buck), and it's soon joined by a vocal celebrating - or depreciating? - god knows what... but who really cares? It's fun, and nihilistic, and goddamn gorgeous.
Then, of course, out pops star single "Hold On, C'mon", lead track on their first EP and a longtime favorite. It's still the thundering brilliant show it was a year ago, with a chorus echoed by every journalist ("all the little children and the babies singing...") and all too suited for their music. Finally it reaches the title line, still backed by the same tentatively-plucked guitar, raw voices yelling "hold on! BABADABABADABADA" and, after a short bridge, ends at breakneck speed. Track 5, "The Man Trying to Outfox Us All" has been namechecked on various blogs already, but it's a shame it's not being played all over the nation. Characterized by brilliant jangly guitar and sweet harmonies and a catchy line - "life's a joke with no punchline, but you're alright..." it seems the most obvious candidate for commercial appeal, but that by no means is an insult.
On "The Secret Life (Of Dolls and Doldrums)", sounding almost like an outtake from
Neon Bible (except for its lack of a pipe organ) and descending slowly into an exuberant chorus, the song extolls (ironically?) the virtues of the previously-denigrated 29-piece bands (or whatever) -- "we love everyone and the party's at our place!" it's a "Here Comes a Regular"-worthy wistful look at what could be a fabulous life, drinking every night and sleeping under the sun... right? "Elvis 'Mother Fucking' Christ" first appears as a possibly-misguided Bright Eyes pastiche, but then erupts into a typical Hooks for Hands track, finishing with the line, "You don't even know what you believe in now!"
If it weren't for the sparkling guitar and the catchy chorus, "On & On" would seem like filler. Maybe it is, but it's still a great segue on a mixtape... speaking of Wilco, Jeff Tweedy might well have sung the next track, the tender ballad "Ghosts & Strangers" - lasting just under a minute, this lullaby is instantly endearing. The closer, "The Teeth of the Lion", also appeared on the first EP, and here We All Have Hooks for Hands pull out all stops -- yelling about living forever and paying the rent falling into a gloriously messy trumpet solo and "and now... the end." in a burst of feedback.
Upon first glance, We All Have Hooks for Hands might seem a novelty act, nothing more than Broken-Social-Scene-ripoffs. Fuck that, just have fun. And it has been fun. So forget the Spree and just go buy "The Pretender."
Listen:
Oh I'd ExpectBuy:
We All Have Hooks for Hands - The Pretender(OK, I admit - Hooks for Hands are sort of friends, but I swear I didn't get paid to write this.)